just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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