hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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