i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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