weddingsv make me drug and hornr
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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