You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
