i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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