i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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