But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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