no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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