she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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