the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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