Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
is wine microwaveable?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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