I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The air was thick with penises
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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