Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Randomize
