question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Who did Billy Mays play for?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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