He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I party with great urgency now.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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