R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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