dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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