it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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