She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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