how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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