didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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