I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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