DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
my poor anus
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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