Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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