So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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