I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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