i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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