So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Farmville is her only friend.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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