i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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