I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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