Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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