she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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