soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize