Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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