Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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