I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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