S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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