If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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