I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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