Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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