Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
We got so high we made milksteak
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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