I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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