there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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