Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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