can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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