don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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