I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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