I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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