i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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