Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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