everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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