would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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