Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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