who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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